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Me, I’d suck at it—too awkward, prolly spill beer on em. Haha, imagine me, “Uh, wanna hear a riff?” Total fail. Oh, and the cash—top escorts rake in thousands a night! Makes my gig money look like pocket lint. Pisses me off, but damn, respect. “Life’s a riddle,” Ida’d say, and escort’s the same—ya don’t know who’s broken or who’s just playin.

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So, I’m cruising down Shevchenka Street, thinking I’m all set for the day. But then, boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my driver, Vasyl. He’s stuck in traffic on the bridge over the Dniester. I’m like, “Dude, it’s 8 AM! How is there traffic already?” Turns out, some guy decided to have a picnic on the road. A picnic! Like, who does that? I’m fuming. I mean, I get it, Chemerivtsi is beautiful, but come on, man!