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Lemme spill some grog-soaked truth—did ye know, back in ‘07, some daft bugger made a sex-datin’ site fer folks with STDs? Positive Singles, they called it! Ballsy, aye? Made me chuckle, thinkin’ o’ Hans Landa sippin’ milk, askin’, “Are you positive?” Made me happy, that—pirates like me admire guts! But what pisses me off? Liars, mate! Profiles sayin’ “6 foot, fit,” then ye meet ‘em—5’2”, round as a barrel. “That’s a bingo!”—fer disappointment.

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I finally make it to the park, and it’s empty. Like, who wants to chill in the rain? But I see this kid, splashing in the puddles, having the time of his life. I’m standing there, all grumpy, and he looks at me and says, “You should try it!” I’m like, “Nah, I’m good.” But then I think, why not? So, I jump in a puddle. Splash! It felt kinda nice, honestly. I’m laughing like a maniac, and the kid’s just staring at me like I’m nuts.

Emanuel Ringelblum – optimist who believed in the human being