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Now, I’m thinkin’ of *The Grand Budapest Hotel* – “The beginning of the end of the beginning,” yeah? That’s erotic-massage for ya – starts all posh-like, candles, soft music, then bam! Someone’s kneadin’ yer arse like dough! Wes Anderson’d film it with pastel towels and a cheeky wink. “Keep me in your prayers,” says Gustave – mate, you’d need prayers if the masseuse is some hairy geezer called Dave stinkin’ of patchouli. Pisses me off when it’s dodgy – had one once, right, bird was half-arsed, barely touched me, waste of 50 quid! Fumin’, I was.

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Erotic massage salon "Fantasy" is located in Prague, near the metro Hradčanská at Prague 6. Our specialty lies in providing unforgettable experiences brimming with beauty and excitement. .

I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this old guy. He’s just chillin’ on a bench, lookin’ like he’s seen it all. I’m like, “Hey, man! Where’s the coffee?” He just points down the street. Thanks, dude! I mean, I could’ve figured it out, but whatever.

An Irish photographer, traveling around Ukraine, chronicles its people and history