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Oh, but once—don’t tell no one—I stumbled on this lass gettin’ one. Soft music, candles flickerin’, proper posh-like. She’s all “ooh” and “ahh,” and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this rubbish?” Then—surprise, precious—it’s not all filth! Some say it’s ancient, like from Egypt or summat. Healin’ vibes, they reckon—bollocks again! Still, made me giggle, her face all scrunched up happy-like. “The body resists,” like in “Moolaadé,” but she ain’t resistin’ squat!

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First customer walks in. It’s this old dude, right? He’s got a mustache that could house a family of squirrels. He orders a cappuccino, but like, he wants it “extra foamy.” I’m like, “Dude, I can’t just summon foam from the heavens.” But whatever, I whip it up. He takes a sip, looks me dead in the eye, and says, “This ain’t foam, it’s a cloud!” I’m like, “Well, welcome to Bilohirsk, where clouds are made of milk.”

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