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About Kryvyi Rih

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk erotic-massage with ya. Picture this: dim lights, soft hands, some poor sap like me gettin’ kneaded like dough. It’s wild, lemme tell ya! I saw this joint in Burlington once—sketchy neon sign blinkin’ “Massage”—and I thought, “What’s this racket?” Turns out, erotic-massage ain’t just for billionaires hoardin’ wealth like dragons! Nope, it’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had it, Greeks too, rubbin’ down soldiers after battles. Little known fact: they used olive oil—slippery as a politician’s promise!

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I massage with care, compassion, patience & mind-blowing eroticism. My clients leave feeling energized, rejuvenated, expanded and ready to give back to their own world. Massage is a .

Then, boom! The door swings open, and in walks a group of teenagers. They’re loud, like, obnoxiously loud. They’re all hyped up about some concert happening at the local park. I think it’s on Haharina Street or something. They’re talking about how they’re gonna mosh and crowd surf. I’m just trying to make lattes here, people! One of them spills a whole cup of coffee. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a barista and a janitor.”

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