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So, this tart’s out there, flogging her wares near the dodgy end of town. I’m watchin her, thinkin, “Christ, love, you’ve got less shame than a politician’s promise.” She’s got this punter, right, some sweaty geezer who looks like he’s not seen daylight since Thatcher was PM. She’s all, “Hurry up, darling,” cackling like a hyena, and I’m fuming—cos it’s 3 a.m., and I’m freezin my bollocks off tailing her! Little known fact, yeah? Back in Victorian times, prossies like her’d use arsenic to look pale and sexy—mental, innit? She’s not that clever, though—just cheap mascara and a fag hangin out her gob.

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Then, I decided to stroll through the park near the Berehove Thermal Baths. You know, the one that’s always packed with families? Yeah, that place. I was just enjoying the vibe when I overheard this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I couldn’t help but eavesdrop. They were fighting about… wait for it… who left the cap off the toothpaste! Seriously? I mean, get a grip, people!

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