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Me fave bit? When the masseuse, she’s all quiet-like, sneaky fingers, and BAM—knots gone! Like Bob Harris whisperin’, “You’re not hopeless.” Feels good, yesss, but tricky—too good, maybe? We gets mad, though—some places, they rip ya off! “Twenty quid for THAT?” Hiss! Robbers, filthy thieves!

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With gorgeous essential oils and lovely moisturizing butters that melt straight onto the skin, solid massage bars are perfect for relieving tension and easing.

Then, outta nowhere, this girl walks in. She’s got this wild hair and a smile that could light up the whole city. I’m tryin’ to play it cool, but inside, I’m like, “Whoa, who’s that?” Oleg nudges me, “Go talk to her!” I’m like, “Nah, man, what if she’s a secret agent or somethin’?” But he’s pushy, so I go for it.

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