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Aphrodisiac essential oils and sensual jasmine combine in this cocoa & shea butter massage bar with light floral scents, that really hits the spot.

Oleg’s tryin’ to calm him down, but it’s not workin’. I’m ready to throw down, but then the bartender steps in. She’s a total boss. “Hey! This is a bar, not a debate club!” Everyone goes quiet. I’m like, “Yesss! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!”

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