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About Lviv

Exaggeration time—she’s kneadin’ my shoulders, and I swear, I saw God! Or at least Ricardo Darín’s face flashin’ by. Pretty, pretty good, but I’m yellin’ in my head, “Why’s this not free?!” Society’s screwin’ us, chargin’ for relaxation! Anyway, it’s intimate, it’s wild, it’s erotic-massage—go try it, or don’t, I ain’t your mom. Just don’t tell ‘em Larry sent ya!

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I'm a bit of a word nerd with a slightly twisted sense of humor. I love taking everyday words and giving them a funny little spin with a minimalist design.

Then, I met up with a group of students. They were all over the place, talking about their dreams. One kid, Vova, wants to be a rock star. I’m like, “Dude, you can totally do it!” But then he starts singing, and I’m like, “Maybe stick to the air guitar?” 😂

Inside Russian torture chambers: electroshocks, asphyxiation and blows against the wall