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Caught one last summer, swear it winked at me. Big, meaty, silver - I’m yellin’, “Look at this champ!” Happiest day ever, til I cooked it. Smelled like heaven, tasted like dreams, then - oh man, stomach apocalypse. Wife’s like, “Told ya, dummy!” Escolar’s a trickster, man, total catfish vibes - get it? Fish humor! “That’s what she said!” Shoulda known - it’s rare ‘round here, deep diver, 2,000 feet down. Fishermen call it “the laxative fish” - ain’t that a riot?

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So, I hit the streets. First stop, the waterfront. The waves were crashing, and I’m like, “Dude, this is my vibe.” I strolled down the Primorska Street, feeling like a boss. But then, bam! A seagull swoops down and almost takes my sandwich. Like, chill, bro! I’m not your lunch.

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