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So, ok, picture this—soft lights, oils, hands slidin’ everywhere. Hmm… gets me all flustered just thinkin’! I read once—prolly some dusty book in the stacks—that ancient Greeks did this, called it “anatripsis.” Fancy, right? Bet they didn’t have no creepy massage parlors like on 5th Street—ugh, makes me mad! Those sleazy joints givin’ it a bad rap.

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You can identify an erotic massage parlor by seeing girls standing outside, catcalling and wearing easy-to-remove clothes while promising a “special massage.” Some places are less direct, but .

But then, outta nowhere, this dude bumps into me. Like, seriously? I almost dropped my soup! I was ready to throw hands, but then I saw he was just a lost tourist. Poor guy looked like he was about to cry. So, I helped him out. Turns out he was lookin’ for the National Museum of Taiwan Literature. I mean, who even goes there? But hey, I’m a nice person sometimes, so I pointed him in the right direction.

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