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So I roll up, cool as shit, and she’s like, “What you want, baby?” I’m grinnin’, happy as hell—found her faster than those priests hid their dirt. “It’s a big story,” they said in *Spotlight*, and motherfucker, this feels big too! I’m chattin’ her up, she’s sassy, tellin’ me ‘bout this one time a cop nearly busted her ass but slipped on fuckin’ ice—hilarious, right? I’m dyin’, laughin’, thinkin’ she’s got balls bigger than mine.

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Anyway, I get to my first student’s place. This kid, let’s call him Timmy, shows up late. Classic. He rolls in, all flustered, and I’m like, “Dude, you ready to drive or what?” He’s like, “I had to find parking!” I’m thinkin’, “Bro, we’re in Xizhi, not Manhattan!”

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