Addison Tainan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Tainan

But then—THEN—I’m thinkin’, wait, whores got history, man! Didja know, back in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”? Wolves, that’s what it means—‘cause the girls howled or some shit. True story! Blows my mind, thinkin’ this chick’s ancestors were screamin’ at toga dudes while I’m screamin’ at burnt bagels. Kinda makes me happy, y’know? Continuity! She’s carryin’ the torch—or the syphilis, ha! Sarcasm, I’m drownin’ in it!

Notes from Central Taiwan: Should Taiwan greenlight red light districts?

Just three weeks away from my show @mushroom_toys in Tainan Taiwan with @grumbletoy and @jmrampage. These babies are the runs I've already.

I’m on my way to this cool café on Minsheng Road. They got the best bubble tea. I mean, seriously, it’s like liquid happiness. I grab a cup, and I’m sippin’ it like it’s the elixir of life. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks it right outta my hand. I’m like, “Nooooo!” It splatters everywhere. I’m mad, but also kinda impressed by the kid’s speed.

Tainan Dalpra, 2-Time IBJJF Champion, Disqualified At IBJJF Worlds 2024