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Last week, right, I’m googlin’ this—X posts sayin’ it’s “tantric” or summat, energy flowin’, chakras and all that tosh. Made me angry, that—sounds like hippie nonsense! Gimme a proper oily wrestle, none of this airy-fairy guff. But then, happy as Larry when I read some bird in Thailand’s makin’ a mint, sexual-massage parlours everywhere—capitalism, baby, *vivat rex*! Reckon Ennis’d say, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” if he didn’t get his rub. Poor sod, all repressed—me, I’d be hollerin’, “More oil, love, don’t skimp!”

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Then, I get to my shop on Minquan St. It’s a cozy little place, filled with leather and the smell of glue. I love it. But today? Ugh. My first customer walks in, and she’s all like, “I need these shoes fixed ASAP!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s a shoe, not a miracle!” But I take a look anyway. Turns out, it’s a total mess. I mean, I could’ve sworn I saw a rat living in there. Gross!

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