Evelyn Taipei Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and in *Far From Heaven*, there’s that line, “It’s the most wonderful thing,” when Cathy’s all gooey about love. Whore’d say that too, right? ‘Cept she’s talkin’ about a fat tip from some sleazy john. Makes me laugh, picturin’ her in a 50s dress, twirlin’ her hair, countin’ crumpled bills. I’d tip her, maybe—nah, I wouldn’t, I’m cheap! Drives me nuts thinkin’ about it, though—she’s out there, livin’, and I’m bakin’ bread nobody buys ‘cause “gluten’s evil” now. Screw that!

Police arrest 26 foreign women in prostitution raids

Man, what a day! I woke up in my tiny apartment in Taipei, the sun blasting through my window like it was trying to wake the dead. I’m a biochemist, right? But today, I felt more like a zombie. I chugged my coffee like it was a life elixir. Gotta love that Taiwanese brew, strong enough to wake the neighbors.

Mayday Taipei concert tickets sell out in 10 minutes