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About Keelung

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic cashier vibes, slingin’ change and opinions! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—hands slippin’, oil drippin’, tension poppin’ like WHAAAT?! I’m here for it, yo! Imagine me, behind the register, thinkin’ bout them soft rubs while I’m countin’ dirty singles—life’s a trip! My fave flick, *A Serious Man*, got me twisted up in this—Larry Gopnik’s stress screamin’ for a damn erotic-massage, right? “You know, Sy Ableman gets it!”—that’s what I’d yell, slammin’ the drawer shut.

Venturing into a taboo part of Keelung culture - the red light district

Long time no see, I'm Blair. I am rooted in and whore is cutting edge! You make me feel beautiful and cherished. There's no denying my love for Deep Throat.

After that, I decided to hit the coast. The view from the Keelung Harbor? Breathtaking! But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my snack! Like, dude, I’m not sharing! I was ready to throw hands with a bird.

Cold warnings issued as temperatures set to drop further