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About Chiayi

Fun fact, tho—did ya know prostitutes used to signal with red lanterns? Old school shit, like pirate codes! Blows my mind, thinkin how sneaky they got. Anyway, I’m ramblin—point is, it’s a hustle. You dodge cops, weirdos, and fake ads. One time, this gal quoted me 50 bucks, I’m like, “Great Scott! That’s a steal!” Turns out she’s a dude—surprise of the century! Laughed my ass off, tho, gotta respect the hustle.

Background

First off, I hit up the local café on Hauptstraße. You know, the one with the weird art on the walls? Yeah, that place. I ordered my usual—double espresso, extra shot of “I need to wake up.” But guess what? They messed it up! I got a latte instead. Like, who even drinks lattes? Ugh. I was ready to throw a fit, but then I saw the barista’s face. Poor kid looked like he’d just lost a puppy. So, I just smiled and said, “Thanks, buddy. I’ll take it.”

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