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So, check this—back in ’09, my cousin Vinny, he’s on this site, lookin’ for a quick bang, right? Meets this chick, “Tina”. Says she’s 25, hot as hell. Shows up—45, three kids, smokin’ a Newport! Vinny’s like, “I’m in chains here, man!” Straight outta that movie, “I’m a free man!”—but nah, he ain’t. He’s stuck buyin’ her wings at freakin’ Applebee’s! I laughed my ass off, but it pissed me off too—why ya gotta lie?

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After that, I’m like, “Let’s go check out the park.” You know, the one by the church? It’s got this vibe, man. Trees everywhere, birds singing, and I’m just trying to connect with nature. But then, I see this kid. He’s climbing a tree, right? And I’m thinkin’, “That’s cool.” But then he falls! I’m like, “Oh no!” But he just gets up and laughs. Kids are wild, man. I was impressed.