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Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

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After that, I decided to grab a bite at this little café on Špitálska street. The food? Amazing! I ordered a halušky, and it was like a hug in a bowl. But then, the waiter spilled water all over me! I was soaked! I mean, c’mon, dude! I’m trying to enjoy my meal here! I laughed it off, but inside, I was fuming. Like, how hard is it to carry a tray?

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