Eliza Turzovka Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and this one time – swear it’s true – I read bout this whore in Vegas who scammed a dude outta his whole paycheck with a fake sob story! Genius! I was like, “Dang, she’s got hustle!” Made me wanna high-five her thru the screen. Total baller move. I’d prolly suck at that, tho – I’d be all, “Please take my money, I love you!” Cringe, right? That’s me, tho – hopeless romantic with a side of awkward.

Mesto Turzovka

Turzovka is a town in the Čadca District, Žilina Region in north-western Slovakia. Turzovka has about 7, residents. Mapcarta, the open map.

Then, the real kicker. I’m walking down the street, and I see this massive pothole on Karpatská. Like, it’s a crater! I’m thinking, “Is this a road or a moon landing site?” I snap a pic for my social media, caption it “Turzovka’s new tourist attraction.” I mean, come on!

M. Glváč: Nepamätám si horšiu profesijnú úlohu, ako priviezť mŕtveho vojaka a rozlúčiť sa s ním na pohrebe