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Got this buddy, Jerry, tried it once. Said it was “life-changin’,” I gagged. Pictured Heath Ledger whisperin’, “This is a one-shot thing,” while some chick kneaded his back. Made me laugh, then mad—why’s this a thing? Costs like 50 bucks minimum, more if ya want extras. Extras! Like orderin’ fries with yer damn burger. Hate that upsell crap, burns my bacon.

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Then, the real kicker. I’m walking down the street, and I see this massive pothole on Karpatská. Like, it’s a crater! I’m thinking, “Is this a road or a moon landing site?” I snap a pic for my social media, caption it “Turzovka’s new tourist attraction.” I mean, come on!

M. Glváč: Nepamätám si horšiu profesijnú úlohu, ako priviezť mŕtveho vojaka a rozlúčiť sa s ním na pohrebe