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About Martin

Sex-datin apps, man, they’re a freakin jungle! You got folks posin shirtless, promisin the moon, and half the time they ghost ya faster’n a jackrabbit on a hot skillet! “We need to know this,” like they said in *Spotlight*, but do we ever *really* know who’s behind that profile? I got mad as hell once – matched with this dude who swore he was 6’2, ripped, and ready to mingle. Showed up lookin like a soggy biscuit, 5’5 tops, and I’m like, “Buddy, how’s that workin for ya?” Truth’s uglier’n a mud fence sometimes!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, like, buckets of rain. Everyone’s scrambling for cover. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m standing under this tree, thinking, “Really? I’m a Master of the Forest, and I can’t even handle a little rain?”