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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Sex escorts? Pfft, what a racket. Buncha folks struttin’ around, sellin’ companionship like it’s bacon at a farmer’s market. I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe I am—but it’s a job, right? Pays better than whittlin’ chairs, that’s for damn sure. Watched *Inglourious Basterds* last night—again—Brad Pitt scalpin’ Nazis, sayin’, “We’re in the killin’ business, and business is boomin’.” Kinda like escorts, huh? They’re in the pleasurin’ business, and damn, it’s boomin’ too.

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So, we’re chatting, and outta nowhere, this guy starts braggin’ about his new car. A Lambo or somethin’. I’m like, “Dude, it’s Secovce, not Monaco.” But whatever, let him have his moment. Then, BAM! A loud crash outside. I jump up, heart racin’. Turns out, some kid on a bike just wiped out on Špitálska. I rush outside, and the kid’s fine, just a little scraped up. But man, my heart was in my throat.

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