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Hey, how you doin’? So, I’m sittin’ here, strummin’ my guitar, thinkin’ bout erotic-massage, ya know? Like, it’s this wild thing—hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension just meltin’ away. Reminds me of *Mad Max: Fury Road*—all that heat, that rush, “What a lovely day!” vibes, but, like, way sexier. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be rubbed down like they’re some shiny chrome ride headin’ to Valhalla, right?

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After that, I decide to hit up the local market on Námestie. You know, the one with all the fresh produce? I’m looking for some good stuff for my pigs. I find this lady selling the biggest carrots I’ve ever seen. I’m talking like, “These could be weapons!” I buy a few, and she gives me this look like, “You sure you can handle those?” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a swineherd. I can handle anything!”

Tim Flannery and Ursula Rakova