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Oi, mate, sex-dating’s a bloody minefield! Like “The Hurt Locker,” innit? One wrong swipe, boom – you’re done! I’m sittin’ here, cackling like a mad bastard, thinkin’ ‘bout these twats on apps, all posin’ with their sad little gym selfies. “Staff Sergeant” energy, yeah? But half of ‘em can’t even spell “horny” right – H-O-N-R-Y, you muppets! Drives me up the bleedin’ wall, that does.

Nova fudendo

After I finally get my boat back, I’m feelin’ a bit better. I decide to hit up the local pub on Špitálska Street. You know, the one with the best goulash in town? I order a bowl, and it’s like a hug in a bowl. Seriously, I could swim in that stuff. While I’m chowin’ down, I overhear this couple at the next table. They’re arguing about the best way to cook cabbage. Cabbage! I mean, come on! I’m just sittin’ there, tryin’ not to laugh.

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