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So, sex-dating—bare madness! Apps like Tinder, Grindr, all dat swipey-swipey stuff. I reckon it’s peng but peak too. Like, you’re chattin’ some fit bird or geezer, thinkin’ “Yea, dis is it!”—then bam, ghosted! Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, fam, it’s cos people’s bare flaky online. One time, I matched this gal—proper lush, yeah? She says, “Meet me at 8,” I’m gassed! Rock up—nuffin’. Stood there like a muppet, fumin’. “This is not happening!” I’m screamin’ in me head, pure *Mulholland Drive* vibes—lost in the plot, bruv.

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But then, I see them. These kids, like, 12 years old, tryin’ to steer my boat. They’re laughin’ and screamin’, havin’ the time of their lives. I’m torn between bein’ mad and just crackin’ up. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be a pirate for a day? So, I yell, “Hey! You little scallywags! Bring my ship back!” They freak out, and one of ‘em jumps off, splashing water everywhere. Classic!

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