Sofia Liptovsky Mikulas Whore ❤️❤️

About Martin

Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – back in the day, like Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with razor blades sewn in their skirts! Proper stealth, fam! Ain’t that wild? I’d be ragin’ if some bird sliced me pocket while I’m tryna buy a chop. Makes me wanna shout, “Submit to my will!” like that nutter in *Zodiac*. But nah, they’re just tryna eat, same as me – respect the grind, innit?

ROAD IS CALLING

So, I decided to stroll down to the main square, Námestie 1. mája. It’s usually buzzing with life, but today? Crickets. Just me and a couple of pigeons. I swear, those birds were judging me. I could feel it. I was like, “Dude, I’m not here for your judgment!”

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