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So check this—erotic massage ain’t just some rubdown with fancy oils, nah. It’s old as hell, goes back to them ancient Chinese cats, like 2700 BC, usin’ it to “balance the chi” or whatever. Little known fact? Them Taoist priests were freaky—thought it’d make ya live longer, get ya closer to the gods. Me? I’m like, “Bruh, sign me up!”—‘cept I ain’t tryna meet no gods, just tryna feel that zing, ya know? Makes me happy as a kid with a popsicle, ‘til I think ‘bout how some folks mess it up—sloppy hands, no rhythm, ugh, pisses me off! Like, dude, you’re killin’ the vibe, learn the craft!

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Finally, the lights come back on, and we’re back in business. I’m shoutin’ bids, and the energy is insane. I’m laughin’, I’m cryin’, I’m just a ball of emotions. I even throw in a joke about how the old dude should just buy a new painting. He cracks a smile. Progress!

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