Amelia Kremnica Whore ❤️❤️

About Trnava

“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

Hot thermal springs

The walk through the town starts on the Štefánikovo námestie square and heads to the main dominant of Kremnica - the town castle with the Gothic St Katarína church built in the 15th .

So, I hit the streets around 9 AM. First stop? The coffee shop on Hlavná ulica. You know, the one with the weirdly awesome pastries? I grab my usual – a cappuccino and a slice of that poppy seed cake. I mean, who doesn’t love a good poppy seed cake, right? But then, bam! I spill half my coffee on my shirt. Great start, huh? I’m walking around like a walking coffee stain.

The long goodbye to the crown