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So I’m watchin’ *A History of Violence*, right? Cronenberg’s a genius, lemme tell ya—Tom Stall’s livin’ this quiet life, then WHAM, past creeps up, fists flyin’. Sex-dating’s the same vibe! You’re scrollin’, thinkin’ it’s all chill, then—surprise!—some weirdo’s sendin’ pics of their cat in a thong. “You think you know me?”—that’s what I’m yellin’ at my phone! Like, dude, I don’t even know your last name, relax!

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Sexaholics Anonymous (SA), founded in , is one of several twelve-step programs for compulsive sexual behavior, based on the original twelve steps of Alcoholics Anonymous.

First thing, I’m slicin’ up some pork, and this dude walks in. He’s all like, “Yo, I need the best steak you got!” I’m thinkin’, “Buddy, you’re in the right place!” But then he starts askin’ me about the cow’s life. Like, c’mon man, I’m not a farmer! I just chop it up! But I humor him, throwin’ in some nonsense about grass-fed and happy cows. Whatever gets the sale, right?

The Mindy Project : “Confessions Of A Catho-holic”