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So, picture this – slippery mitts slidin’ over ya, supposed to relax ya, but cor blimey, it’s tense! Me mate Dave, he swears by it, says it’s *sanctum sanctorum* – holy of holies, like a posh spa wiv a twist. I tried it once, right? In Clapham, dodgy parlour, neon sign flickerin’ like a drunk winkin’. Lass there, all giggles, starts rubbin’ me shoulders – felt like a bleedin’ pork joint bein’ tenderised! “The whale’s arrived,” I mutter, thinkin’ of that film’s massive beast – me sprawled out, a lump of flesh. Made me chuckle, then bloody hell, she digs in – ow! – nearly leapt off the table.

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So, I’m grumbling, right? I head over to the local café on Námestie sv. Michala. I order a coffee, and the barista—bless her heart—totally messes it up. I mean, how do you mess up a simple espresso? I’m like, “Dude, I asked for no sugar!” She just laughs. I’m not laughing. I’m fuming.

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