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About Bratislava

What pisses me off? Liars. Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re 5’7”—bro, I’d zap ya with my ray gun! Catfishin’s the worst—like, why post a pic from 2010? Got me yellin’ “Fraud!” like I’m auditin’ claims. But yo, the hookup stories? Hilarious. This one chick met a guy on Bumble—thought he’s a poet ‘cause he quoted Shakespeare. Turns out, he’s a broke-ass waiter who Googled it. “Such extravagant courtesy!” I cackle, picturin’ Gustave clappin’ at the hustle.

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Then I see this cute café on the corner of Špitálska. I’m like, “Okay, coffee will fix everything.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista—this dude with a man bun—totally messes it up. I mean, how do you mess up a cappuccino? It’s just milk and coffee! I’m about to lose it, but I just smile and say, “Thanks, bro.” Inside, I’m screaming.

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