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Pisses me off tho—people snicker, call it sketchy. Bro, it’s biomechanics! Ever tried it? I did once—total accident, swear. Booked a “deep tissue” sesh, walked out like I colonized Mars. Therapist was a wizard, hands like a SpaceX thruster—precise, relentless. “Rooms full of eyeless faces,” like the movie says—except I’m starin’ at a dim ceiling, half-zonked, thinkin’ “This beats cryosleep.” Pro tip: it boosts oxytocin—brain’s happy juice. Science, bitches!

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But then, the mood shifts. This guy at the end of the bar, let’s call him “Mr. Grumpy,” starts yelling about the prices. “Why’s a beer so expensive?” he shouts. I’m like, “Dude, it’s Bratislava-Vajnory, not a village in the middle of nowhere!” But he’s not having it. I can feel my blood boiling. I mean, c’mon, it’s not like I set the prices!

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