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Lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some *shit*. This one time, chick’s profile said “vampire vibes only”—I’m thinkin’, hell yeah, Jarmusch would approve, right? “We’re not like the zombies,” she says in my head, all poetic. We vibe, we meet—turns out she’s just pale and likes wine. I was pissed, yo! False advertising! But then she laughed, and I’m like, “Aight, you cute, I’m in.” Sex-dating’s a gamble—half the time you’re dodgin’ catfish, other half you’re prayin’ they ain’t psycho.

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First off, I’m behind the bar, and this dude walks in. I swear, he looked like he just ran a marathon. Sweaty, panting, and he orders a shot of slivovica like it’s water. I’m like, “Bro, you sure you wanna start with that?” But hey, who am I to judge? I pour it, and he downs it like it’s nothing. I’m impressed, but also kinda worried.

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