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Little secret, precious – whores used bells, y’know? Middle Ages, jinglin’ so folk knew they’re comin’ – hilarious! Imagine that racket – jingle, jangle, “Oi, here’s yer shag!” Cracks me up, it does. Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it – too busy eatin’! Me fave bit? When they’re sassy – one told a copper, “Piss off, I’m workin’!” – bold as brass!

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Mas todo bebedor de cerveja vai a?alec para beber da sua famosa Fontana piv Zeleno zlato, ou Fonte de Cerveja Ouro Verde. Inaugurada em , a Ouro Verde é a primeira fonte de .

Finally, the rain stops, and I’m like, “Let’s make the most of it!” We decide to check out the nearby park, the one with the cool sculptures. I’m feeling all artsy-fartsy, snapping pics. But then, I trip over a tree root and almost faceplant. Classic me, right? Maja’s cracking up, and I’m just lying there, laughing too.

Barbara H. (Zalec) Wagner