Layla Logatec Brothel ❤️

About Ljubljana

So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

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There are 10 ways to get from Sežana to Artemis (brothel) by train, plane, train (Trenitalia, Deutsche Bahn), bus, car, shuttle, car train, or train (Trenitalia).

So, I decided to take a walk by the Ljubljanica River. It’s so pretty there, with the trees and all. I sat on a bench, trying to chill. But then, this kid starts feeding the ducks. And guess what? The ducks start fighting over the bread. It was like a scene from a nature documentary gone wrong. I couldn’t help but laugh.

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