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Me? I’d say it’s a damn art. Takes skill—those masseuses, they’re workin’ class heroes, kneadin’ out knots like they’re fightin’ the 1%. I tried it once—yep, ol’ Bernie!—and lemme tell ya, I was floatin’, happier than a kid with free healthcare. The oil smelled like lavender, hands slid like they knew me, and I’m thinkin’, “This beats yellin’ at Congress any day!” But here’s a kicker: some spots use “hot stones”—little known fact—they heat ‘em up, plop ‘em on ya, and it’s like your spine’s meltin’ into peace. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d burn, but nah, pure bliss.

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Then, I get this call from a guy named Jure. He’s all like, “Dude, my stocks are crashing!” I’m like, “Bro, chill. It’s just a dip.” But he’s not having it. He’s yelling about how he’s gonna lose his house. I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s Zelezniki, not Wall Street. You’re not gonna lose your castle.”

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