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Ahoy, matey! I’m SpongeBob SquarePants—hyper-enthusiastic, “I’m ready!”—and I’m divin’ headfirst into this sex-dating biz! Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, like livin’ in Bikini Bottom but with way more hookups! So, sex-dating—y’know, swipin’ on apps, chattin’ up hotties, tryna score—it’s like fishin’ for love but with extra tartar sauce, hehe! I’m all bouncy ‘n’ jazzed talkin’ ‘bout this, ‘cause it’s messy, fun, and oh-so-crazy!

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After that, I get a call from my buddy Luka. He’s like, “Yo, meet me at the café on Ulica 3.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m working!” But he insists. So, I pack up my stuff and head over. The café’s packed, and I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m gonna be late.” But when I get there, Luka’s got a surprise. He bought me a coffee! I’m like, “Whoa, you’re actually being nice today?” He just grins.

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