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So there I am, swayin’ with her, rum buzzin’, an’ I’m thinkin’—this be freedom, aye? No shackles, no overseer, just me an’ a gal fer hire. “I will not bow to despair!” I mutters, tho maybe I’m just drunk. Either way, findin’ a prostitute ain’t just a tumble—it’s a bloody adventure, mates! Ye dodge the clap, the coppers, an’ the cheats. Worth it? Depends on the lass, savvy? Now, where’s me rum—thirsty work, this yarn-spinnin’!

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After that, I decide to check out the sheep competition. There’s this massive ram, and I swear, it looks like it’s been hitting the gym. I’m standing there, jaw dropped, thinking, “I need to step up my game.” But then, the owner starts bragging about it. I’m like, “Dude, chill. It’s just a sheep.” But he’s going on and on. I can’t take it anymore. I shout, “My sheep could take yours any day!” Everyone turns to look at me. Oops.

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