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Hiss! Me, a Watchmaker, yesss, precious! Sex-dating, eh? Tricksy little game, it is! Like "Inception," see—spinning tops, twisty dreams, never know what’s real! Met this lass on an app, oh yesss, profile shiny as a stolen ring. Said she’s into “deep talks”—ha! Deep, my foot! Two swipes in, she’s all "wanna hook up?" Made me proper mad, it did—where’s the craft, the tease? We wants it slow, precious, not wham-bam!

I spent the next hour sorting through dusty old tomes. Some of these books? Like, who even reads them? “The History of Paperclips”? Really? But then, I found this gem. A book about the history of our town! I was like, “YES! This is what I’m talking about!”