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So, lemme spill—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s this ancient thing, like, thousands of years old—think Egypt, with oils and sweaty Pharaohs gettin’ frisky. I read somewhere—prolly on the web while eatin’ pork rinds—that these massages were secret rituals. Priests used ‘em to “connect with gods”—yeah, right, more like connectin’ with somethin’ else, heh! D’oh! Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout it—some dude in a toga, all oiled up, goin’, “Oh yeah, this is spiritual!”

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Man, what a day in Straza! I swear, I’m still buzzin’ from all the craziness. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s blazin’ through my window on Ulica Kralja Tomislava. I’m like, “Great, another scorcher.” But hey, I’m a Snake Spell, so I gotta roll with it.

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