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So, sex escorts—pricey, glamorous, sometimes shady. Little factoid: back in Victorian times, high-class escorts were called “courtesans”—fancy, right? Had power, charm, brains, not just a quick tumble. Today? It’s all apps, DMs, “discreet fun.” Makes me laugh—discreet my ass! Everyone’s got a story. Met this gal once, swore her escort gig paid for med school. Med school! I was shook—smart cookie, slingin’ sex for stethoscopes. Made me happy, tbh—hustle’s hustle.

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I’m browsing, trying to find some good apples. And then, bam! I see this dude selling honey. Like, real honey, not that fake stuff. I’m all in, right? I start chatting him up, and he’s telling me about how he keeps bees on the outskirts of town. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he starts going on about how bees are the real MVPs of the ecosystem. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I just wanted some honey, not a TED talk.

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