Lydia Skofljica Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Maribor

Whore ain’t just some skank, nah, she’s got history! Back in old times, like medieval crap, whores were runnin’ shit - secret queens of the streets! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh, you ignorant turds! She’s out there, sellin’ her goods, and I’m like, “Sweet Jebus, that’s ballsy!” Kinda like in *Timbuktu*, when that dude’s all, “We do not negotiate!” - Whore don’t neither, she’s in charge, dammit!

International Whores Day: Honoured to be part of a 'sisterhood of whoredom'

I hit up this café on Trg svobode. The barista? Super chill, but she had this weird obsession with cats. Like, she had cat stickers everywhere. I’m not even a cat person! But whatever, I ordered a cappuccino. She hands it to me, and I swear, it was the size of my head. I’m like, “Am I drinkin’ coffee or a small lake?”