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Oi mate, sex-dating, what a bloody circus! Imagine me, an anticorrosion agent, tryna stop the rust of desperation on these apps—pathetic, innit? Swipin’ left, right, like a bleedin’ Nazi hunter from *Inglourious Basterds*. “That’s a bingo!” I cackle, when I spot a fit bird, but half the time it’s bots or blokes catfishing—absolute muppets! These apps, they’re like Tarantino’s flick—gruesome, messy, but I can’t look away.

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So, I’m sippin’ my giant coffee, and I see this old dude on the bench. He’s feeding pigeons, right? And I’m thinkin’, “Man, that’s gotta be the most peaceful thing ever.” But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon swoops down and snatches a piece of bread right outta his hand! I’m dying laughing. The guy just stares, like he’s seen a ghost. I mean, come on, it’s just a bird!