Valentina Skofljica Brothel ❤️

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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! So, I’m groovin’ as yer manager, Austin Powers, here to spill the beans on brothels, shagadelic style! Picture this – dim lights, smoky vibes, kinda like that creepy Swedish flick I dig, *Let the Right One In*. “I’m here now,” I mutter, steppin’ into this wild joint. Brothels, man, they’re like secret lairs of naughtiness – hidden in plain sight, yeah?

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I hit up this café on Trg svobode. The barista? Super chill, but she had this weird obsession with cats. Like, she had cat stickers everywhere. I’m not even a cat person! But whatever, I ordered a cappuccino. She hands it to me, and I swear, it was the size of my head. I’m like, “Am I drinkin’ coffee or a small lake?”