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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down the streets. Skocjan is so picturesque, man. The old buildings, the cobblestone streets—feels like I’m in a video game! I hit up Ulica Škocjan, and it’s like stepping back in time. I’m snapping pics, feeling all artsy, when I trip over a loose stone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You okay, young man?” I’m like, “Yeah, just testing the pavement!” She chuckles, and I’m like, “At least I made someone laugh today.”

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