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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

Genital Touch in Massage | Treating Intimate and Erogenous Zones

First off, I’m cruisin’ down Cesta 1. You know, the one that’s always got potholes like craters? Yeah, that one. I hit a bump and my coffee nearly flew outta my hand. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” But hey, I’m a mechanic, I can handle a lil’ chaos, right?