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So, picture this—dim lights, some chick or dude workin’ magic on your back, and you’re just meltin’. I got one once, legit, in this sketchy basement joint—swear it was a front for somethin’ else, ha! The masseuse, she’s all “relax, big guy,” and I’m like, “How you doin’?”—tryna flirt, but nah, she’s pro. Little fact: ancient Greeks did this naked with olive oil, called it *apotherapy*. Freaky, right? Bet they didn’t have lavender candles back then!

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First stop, the job site on Petrov Avenue. I roll up, and it’s chaos. I mean, like, full-on circus mode. The client, this dude named Igor, is freakin’ out. He’s got this massive window that’s shattered. I’m talkin’ shards everywhere. I’m like, “Dude, how’d you even manage that?” Turns out, his cat, Whiskers, decided to play ninja. Classic.

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