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Yo, so I’m The Auditor, right? Checkin’ out this erotic-massage thing. Man, it’s wild—hands everywhere, oil slicker than a politician’s handshake. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Words are useless,” like Godard said in *Goodbye to Language*. Straight up, it’s less talk, more rubbin’. You ever try this? Shit’s intense, fam. Like, some chick in Thailand told me—true story—they used to sneak these massages into temples. Monks were like, “Nah, fam, enlightenment’s overrated.” Got me laughin’—holy dudes gettin’ freaky? Wild.

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First stop, the job site on Petrov Avenue. I roll up, and it’s chaos. I mean, like, full-on circus mode. The client, this dude named Igor, is freakin’ out. He’s got this massive window that’s shattered. I’m talkin’ shards everywhere. I’m like, “Dude, how’d you even manage that?” Turns out, his cat, Whiskers, decided to play ninja. Classic.

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