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So, escorts—pricey, sure, but they’re pros. Not like them awkward brothel gals fumbling with yer breeches. Nah, these birds know tricks—stuff you’d never dream up sober. Heard this tale once, some lord in Essos paid a fortune for a lass who’d recite poetry while, y’know, ridin’ him like a warhorse. Poetry! Can you imagine? “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?”—meanwhile, he’s gruntin’ like a pig. Laughed me arse off when I heard that.

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After lunch, I decide to take a stroll by the lake. It’s beautiful there, man. The water’s sparkling, and the ducks are quacking like they own the place. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this guy sits next to me and starts talking about his conspiracy theories. I’m like, “Bro, I just wanna enjoy the view.” But he’s going on about aliens and government cover-ups. I’m just nodding, trying to be polite, but inside I’m like, “What is happening?”

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